i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this
do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
“You have tremendous, beautiful eyes. It’s a blue I have not seen; it’s such a clear light blue. It’s like the light is emanating from them! Honestly, can you look at the woman’s eyes?” -David Letterman
Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet
OH MY GOSH
That puppy is all like “I’M READY, LET’S GO! LET’S GET SOME JUSTICE DONE!” (and then probably goes off to chase a butterfly around the training area).
ASDFGHJDSTDGSWE ASDFGH BABY
So creepy story time, in my house we have this bathroom that’s under construction. Recently the one wall thing has been eroded. I used it today and decided to investigate the wall and found this graffiti on the one side. I have no idea who did it, and asked my brother, we are both creeped out, it’s weird and crazy. Holy shit.
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
*likes one song* *downloads artists entire discography* *still only listens to one song*